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Monday, April 13, 2009

Monday Mystery: Tricia Mills

Tricia Mills, author of Heartbreak River is our surprise! Her debut YA novel comes out on the 16th so go out and buy yourself a copy!
What were some inspirations for your book?
Even though I live in the South, I love the American West. And during an Amtrak trip to California, the train meandered along about 200 miles of the Colorado River, through these beautiful red-rock canyons. So that inspired my setting. I love the outdoors, though I (like Alex, the heroine in Heartbreak River) struggle with a fear of water. So those things played into the story as well. I've always loved teen-centered stories, whether they are books, movies or TV shows, so it was easy to imagine a story centered around a teen girl going through a tough time but set against this beautiful and restorative background.

What was hardest part of the novel to write?
The sad parts. I'll leave it at that so I don't spoil anything.

What motivates you to write?
I've always been making up stories for as long as I can remember. It's really cool to create this entire world, populated by entirely new people, that didn't exist before I put my fingers on the computer keyboard. This is the career I want, so I'm always coming up with more ideas than I have time to write.

Do you listen to music while you write?
Actually, no. I'm too easily distracted. I like to have it quiet when I write.

What is on your current playlist?
While I don't listen to music while I write, I do listen to it when I'm driving or cleaning house or some other task that doesn't require a lot of brain activity. :) I'm a big fan of movie soundtracks (Twilight is my current fave, though I like ones for everything from Underworld Evolution to Lord of the Rings to the Pirates of the Caribbean to Buffy the Vampire Slayer). I also like a lot of European bands like HIM, The Rasmus, Within Temptation, Delain, and Apocalyptic. I also discovered Cruxshadows, from Florida, when I went to DragonCon last year.

How has the road to publication been?
In a word, long. I began writing books in college, but I didn't start submitting to publishers until 1996. It took me 11 years to sell my first book, which is Heartbreak River. It ended up not being the first one released. Three months after selling Heartbreak River and a second book to Razorbill, I sold two romances to Harlequin American. Those are published under my real name, Trish Milburn. The first of those, A Firefighter in the Family, came out in September 2008. The second, Her Very Own Family, comes out next month (May 2009). During those 11 years, there were lots of rejections and many times when I wondered if getting published wasn't in the cards for me. The summer before I sold, I got pretty depressed about it. I actually call it my Summer of Buffy. I'd not watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer before, so I started borrowing DVDs from a friend. I got so hooked that all I did was curl up on the couch and watch all seven seasons of Buffy, then all five of Angel, and the first season of Supernatural. But all that TV watching actually got me out of my funk and spawned a story idea that eventually became a paranormal YA novel that I hope to sell soon. So, I guess the key is to just not give up, to persevere no matter how many times you get knocked down.

How different is the writing process of YA books compared to Harlequin American books?
The process is different in YA in that I have to come up with a very detailed outline, basically a synopsis of every chapter. That has to be approved before I can write the book. It's a more heavily collaborative effort than writing romance. That's not to say that I don't have editor input at Harlequin because I do. In fact, I have wonderful editors at both publishing houses. But for Harlequin, I write a proposal (first three chapters and a synopsis). That's what they base their buy decision on. If they buy it, I'm off and running. While there are different conventions for the two markets, a lot of the stories are the same. The heroes and heroines are dealing with the obstacles life throws at them while also dealing with falling in love. This is something that almost everyone on the planet can relate to. None of us falls in love in a vacuum. We're having to deal with family issues, illness, school or work, etc., at the same time.

Do you like the cover of Heartbreak River?
Love it! That's always something that is nerve-wracking to authors -- waiting to see if we'll get good covers. I mean, we've all seen really odious covers on bookstore shelves and wondered how that happened. Once you become an author, you just keep your fingers crossed that it doesn't happen to you. I've been very fortunate with both publishers so far.

Were you there when they shot the cover? If so can you describe it?
No, that's not typical at all. And I don't know if this cover was actually shot specifically for Heartbreak River or if it's a stock photo. I think a lot of publishers use photos from stock photo sites to save money in a tight economy. You can sometimes notice this by seeing the same photo on the cover of more than one book.

Do you often spend your time outdoors like Alex? If so what types of activities do you participate in?
I do love the outdoors, especially hiking. I've not done any long-distance hiking, mainly because I don't know anyone other than my sister, who lives two time zones away from me, who'd want to go with me. But one of my life goals is to through-hike the Appalachian Trail, all 2,000-plus miles of it. But until then, I love to go walking in parks. I'm a huge fan of U.S. national parks, have been since my sister worked in Yellowstone National Park for a year. Another goal is to visit all 300-plus units of the National Park Service system.

Who or what was your inspiration for your characters?
I'm constantly clipping photos of people out of magazines for use as inspiration for characters. When I get ready to start a new book, I pull out that folder (which also has clips of things like houses, settings, jewelry, clothing, etc.) and do a collage for the book. The first time I collaged, I honestly didn't think it would help. But it really did help to have a visual representation of the story. Alex, Sean and the other employees of Cooley Mountain Whitewater Rafting were based on random photos from magazines -- at least their physical appearances. For who they were as people, that just filters down out of my brain somehow. :)

Can you tell us more about your latest YA novel, Arctic Heart?
First off, the title might change though I don't know that for sure. There was talk of it changing. But it's set in Alaska, near Katmai National Park, famous for the shots we see of the brown bears catching salmon midstream during the salmon runs. The mini synopsis I have on my Web site says:

"Marissa Craig finally gets up the nerve and tells her long-time friend Spencer that she likes him as more than a friend. The best part? Spencer likes her as more than a friend too. With the perfect boy to love and be loved by, she begins her senior year at her small Alaska school and indulges in the dream of becoming a costume designer for the movie industry. Life is perfect — until tragedy strikes. Marissa’s perfect life turns upside down as she deals with an unbearable loss, doubts about her future, a best friend whose home life is getting worse by the day, and unexpected feelings for an unexpected boy."

Is there anything else you would like to add?
I'm really excited to finally have my first YA book out. I'm anxious to hear what everyone thinks of it, and I hope they enjoy reading the story as much as I did writing it.

Thanks so much for hosting me here today!

Trish
Give her a round of applause you guys! To show your support visit her website and blog. And once again pre-order yourself a copy! And it's paperback so that should convince you to go out and buy one! Now onto the interview!

My review for Heartbreak River can be found here. I read it and reviewed it quite a while ago so my writing style has changed some what.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Serving Up Some Class

Whoops! Last minute request from Kelsey to be interviewed by Crazy Squared!
How old where you when you become a pervy cafeteria lady?
I never even left High School. I got a job at my school right after I graduated. I've always been a okay cooker . . .

What is your degree name?
I don't have a degree. I don't think there is one. School's don't care if you can cook or not. They'll hire anyone.

Do you consider bras a side dish or a main dish?
No, you don't eat them in one, you have to cook them with something else. My favorite is an omelet. Chop them up like ham and put them in with cheese. Yummy!

Are the bra's new or used?
Both. Most are ones I buy at Goodwill though. They have more flavor if they are new. And if they haven't been washed it's the best because the sweat is still there and more tasty! I also don't like to get the ones with the wires. Too much trouble to get them prepared.

Do you have a preference between polka dots or plain ones?
I LOVE polka dot ones. Plain ones are boring. As long as they have a pattern I'm good. But I really like colors. Black and white are so boring. I love the lime green and electric blue and hot pink multi-colored ones. My favorite!

Do you serve your bra?
Me? I don't wear bras! I just eat them! Duh!

Size preference?
I like the smaller ones because they fit in the meals better. The big ones are okay, and sometimes they get more sweat on them, but they are hard to hide in meals.

How do you prepare these bras?
Dipping them in butter will work with anything, but sometimes you have to marinate them over night to taste just right. I don't like working with big ones because they aren't easy to cut. But when I do I sometimes chop them up and if I can, I put them in the blender with what they will be in.

How long does it take the janitor to take your bra off?
You can make your own assumptions on that.

What is the janitor's name?
Fisnik Bora. He's Albania. It means Noble Snow. Cool, huh?

Do you use the cups as bowls?
Off course! Whenever I can get away with it, I like to use them for mac n' cheese! I wish I could use them for soup, but they usually leak . . .

Do you prefer the strapless ones or the ones with straps?
The strapless ones are nice, but with the ones with straps you can put them in the spaghetti.

Push-ups or regular?
I like the extra padding in the push-ups. They are great in sandwiches. The other ones are good in like soup and casseroles.

What is your mystery "surprise"?
It wouldn't be a mystery if I told you, now would it?

Do you have a mole?
Mole! That's absurd! It's a beauty mark.

Why do you mix the chili and the cheese? It looks like puke, ya'know.
To hide the bras in there so the other lunch ladies don't get suspicious. Puke? That's nonsense, you probably haven't even tasted it. It's delicious.

Do you chop up the bras before serving?
Sometimes. It depends on the food I'm serving them in.

What are the calories for them?
You know? I'm not so sure. Why don't you look it up for me sometime?

Which type of students do you like to flirt with? Jock? Nerdy? Goth..etc?
Hmm....I like the nerdy ones the best. They are so inexperienced. It makes it more fun. Plus any guy who reads turns me on.

Do you serve cheap $1 store kinds or sexy Victoria Secret ones?
Victoria Secret is too expensive on my salary. But if I get a raise, I'll be sure to start buying them there. The lace gives a better crunch.

What made you serve bras?
My dog ate one of mine once when I was 14 and it looked really good. I kept it out of my mind for a few years and one time I just decided to try it. Before long all my bras were in my stomach. Then I got this job, and viola! It was "The Perfect" job.

Are you the head lunch lady or do you just dump them in the pots on the sly?
The latter.

What are the reactions from the students who get the bras?
They have no clue because they taste so goooood. And if they do know, they don't care because they do taste good, y'know.

Do you keep them in the fridge? Or your bust? I keep them in a fanny pack under my apron. It's easier to hide them and slip them in sekritly.

Do the guys use them as slingshots or do they put them on and practice taking them off?
Neither. They really like the protein. If they even tried to use them, it wouldn't work because they would get, say, chili and cheese on themselves.
Kelsey is giving away a copy of Perfect Chemistry OR an ARC of Beautiful Americans! This is a US only giveaway!

Answer this question to be entered: What is your mystery "surprise"?

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Down and Dirty

We are wrapping things up with Sharon, the stripping cat-lady-zombie-freak person.
Why do you strip? Is it to boost your confidence?
I strip to keep all of my zombie kittens fed. I have 101 zombie kittens and I can't afford to take care of them. So I have to dance for the money or else they will eat my brains! I like my brains and prefer that they would not be dinner for a bunch of hungry zombie kittens!

What is your favorite song to strip to? Is it Stripper by the Soho Dolls?
Yes! How did you know? Have you seen me strip before? I know you have because this is my favorite song to dance to! Yan and Carol are naughty perverts!

Did you take formal classes to work on the poles?
Yes I took pole dancing classes at Julliard. My professor was very strict. If I was even a minute late she would make me hang from the pole by my feet for an hour.

Do you like to slide up and down the pole or to hump it?
Both, but you guys already know that since you come to see me all the time! *naughty!

Lap dances or pole dances?
Well Carol prefers watching me work on the pole. Yan on the other hand loves to get lap dances from me. (EDIT from Carol: So not true. I prefer you giving me all your books or watching your zombie cats bite you. Actually, I prefer the second one :D)(EDIT for Yan: I agree with Carol!)

Do you use other accessories like fans?
Sometimes I like to dress up like a cat. I wear whiskers, ears, and a tale. I get huge tips from Alea who has a "thing" for my kitten costume.

Do you ever do the deed with your customers?
No comment! (EDIT from Carol: Yes! She likes having a foursome with Alea, Yan, and Khy!)(EDIT from Yan: We call it Poker Night Carol! Get your mind out of the gutter!)

Do you have someone else join you on stage?
Fellow ya blogger Khyrinthia loves to dance on stage with me. The costumers go crazy for a her bangs and glasses look.

Are your boobs real?
Yes! My 38 GG boobs are 100% REAL! (EDIT from Carol: *coughliarcough*)

Doesn't it hurt to crush your boobs against the pole?
Sometimes but Alea really loves that too and she gives the best tips.

Do you wax uh everything? Do you grease yourself before taking the stage?
I prefer not to shave at all it makes me cat costume more realistic. The same thing with grease. Cats are not greasy!

Do your customers follow the no-touchy rule or do they ignore it?
Most follow this rule except for a few freaks...*Shalonda *coughcough

Where do you stuff the money?
You guys know where you put the money already. Stop acting all innocent!

Do you have quickies in the storage room in between breaks?
If by quickies you mean a little fun with Yan then, yes. (EDIT: Yan has no idea what Sharon is talking about) (EDIT from Carol: Yes, Yan does know very well what Sharon is talking about. Yan is a beast when it comes to quickies. I know. I accidentally caught the two of 'em. It's a sight I'll never forget *shudders*) (EDIT from Yan: Carol is just jealous. Wait. I meant that Carol is a compulsive liar :D)

If you couldn't strip what would you do? If I couldn't strip my zombie kittens would eat my brains and I would either die and turn into a flesh eating zombie. *nomnom

Do you take house calls?
Only for special clients like Shalonda who like for things to get a little freaky.
Sharon is also giving away a special little ARC on her blog! She didn't leave anything to give on for this April Fools week so throw some rotten tomatoes to her for me!

EDIT: Sharon found the pictures! Not I!

Saturday, April 11, 2009

The Diamonds

The Diamonds by Ted Michael (April 14th 2009—Delacorte)

Grade: 3 stars out of 5

Summary: “At Long Islands’s private Bennington School, the Diamonds rule supreme. They’re the girls all the boys want to date and all the girls want to be. And fortunately for Marni, she’s right in the middle of them. Best friends with the ringleader, Clarissa, Marni enjoys all the spoils of the ultrapopular: boys, power, and respect. But then Marni gets a little too close to Clarissa’s ex-boyfriend, Anderson.

Wrong move. The Diamonds don’t touch each other’s exes.

And just like that, Marni is jettisoned from Diamond to lower than Cubic Zirconia.

But Marni isn’t about to take her ouster lying down. She has dirt on the Diamonds, and she’s not about to go down without a fight. Everyone knows, the only thing strong enough to cut a Diamond is another Diamond.”

Review: The Diamonds was actually a huge surprise for me. My expectations were not that high and my worry lines were there when I received it in the mail for review (which I had no idea was coming). The summary does not draw me in and seems a bit cliché and so done by so many series (which I have not read any—do not bother to ask why). And yet despite the foreboding I have grown myself attached to Marni and her “motley crew”. I need to stop judging books from the summary and cover alone...

The Diamonds reminds me of Mean Girls the movie, you know the one. Starring Lindsey Lohan and her sudden fame to her sudden drop—it’s the same in this case. Marni goes from being a Diamond to being a Stonecutter—a group of people who are trying to overthrow the Diamonds.

The politics was a nice surprise that added a bit of a spin to things. The mock trials were entertaining and the newsletter gave insight to some cases that sped the plotline along—so it does not seem overly excessive and boring, keep things a novelty.

The overall progression between the two foes was planned out and nicely done. Giving some suspense here and there but nothing too out there there (my vocabulary has precipitated once it passes 10 PM). There were some predictable scenes and actions and I guess I have to mention, one giant backstabbed that I could have seen from page 50.

Overall: A nice and pleasant debut book from Ted Michael. Nothing too in your face but a nice read nonetheless.

Cover B-
Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle. Literally, the cover sparkles!

It's All Carol's Fault!

We eventually stopped harassing interviewing authors and moved onto the next prey person. Which was the SPECTACULAR Khy!
What made you become a pet eater? Well, there are these two [crazy] people named Carol and Yan. I want to be just like them, so I had to start eating pets . And now, I'm in love with eating pets. I remember when I was 5 I ate a pet bird, but didn't like it, so I didn't eat any more. But then I knew I had to if I wanted to be Carol and Yan.

What was the first pet that you ate? What was it like and how did it taste?
A bird, as stated above. It tasted awful. Like all the books in the world were burned and their ashes were served as food. But maybe that was because I was only 5 at the time and didn't remove the feathers.

Do you own a pet?
Just the ones in my stomach.

When you capture them, do you treat them nicely at first and gain their trust (while plumping them up) or do you just stick them in a cage and throw scraps of food at them?
I think it is necessary to treat them nicely. I mean, they will soon be gone, so they deserve some respect. Plus, I've found that if they are happier, they taste better.

Do you use protective equipment when handling these vicious yet tasty creatures?
Never! No pet is stronger than I. Muahaha.

What do you feed your 'pets' to keep them nice and plump and juicy?
The limbs of certain people in my school who I don't like. It's an easy way to eliminate them but not have to have to dig a grave. Digging a grave can be tiring.

Do you like to suck their blood out first?
No. I like to save the blood so that I can use it to paint my nails. It's a wonderful color.

Do you skin them?
Of course. We can't waste any part of the animal. Gotta get rid of the evidence.

Do you like to keep the pelts to make a rug or fur coat?
Fur coat? Psh. Try "whole fur outfit." Where else would I get my clothes?

How do you like your pets? Broiled, grilled, or fried? What's your preferred method of cooking them?
I like to simply fry them, then blend them up so I can put them on a cake like they're frosting. Mmm.

What do you do with the bones? Do you feed them to the dog to 'fatten' him up?
I make them into bookshelves. I'm running out of bookshelves though, so I'll have to eat some more pets for the bones.

Do you have a breeding pet?
I did, but then I couldn't resist eating her. She just looked so tasty, with all those puppies in her.

Do you eat alley cats as well?
No. I can never get them clean enough. So now I send them off to find me other pets to eat. And then to reward them, I give them Carol's books to eat.

Do you prefer grandma cats or alley cats? Which ones are easier to cook?
Grandma cats FOR SURE. They cook more quickly and aren't as dirty as alley cats.

Do you like horses? If so, what's your favorite breed? How long does one horse feed you?
I've never eaten a horse. Are they any good?

What's an animal that you'd like to try one day?
Hmm....well, I guess a horse so that I could properly answer the previous question. A human sounds pretty good too.
Khy is giving away a copy of Golden Girls by Micol Ostow OR (winner's choice) The One by Ed Dector. This giveaway if for US and Canada residents only! Sorry!

All you need to do is answer the following question: Do you prefer grandma cats or alley cats?

The winning entry will need to have creativity, execution, and by far the most important, humor. Meaning this is NOT a random giveaway. There is no limit to how much you can write or how little you need to write.

For a second chance to win, head on over to Carol's blog where you will receive a second question to answer. Please leave the answer to her question on HER blog. Only one winner will be chosen from the combined entries (meaning we will pick one winner from all the entries from both mine and her blog).

All entries (for all the giveaways) must be received, via commented or emailed, by 25th of April. Winners will be announced at the same time later that week.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Waddle, Flap, and Splash

Look! Look! We scored an awesome catch! We caught the elusive Story Siren~
How did you become a mermaid?
I was born a siren. My sperm donor actually trained the Navy Seals in California and my grandfather was an Olympic swimmer. Water is in my blood. (Most of that is actually true!) I have a cousin that is a mermaid, but really we are two different species. Personally, I think I’m much cooler.

Were you born with your siren voice?
No. Siren’s aren’t actually born with their song, it is something we develop later. It’s a lot like going through puberty. And it sucks just as bad.

When did you find out you were a siren?
I’ve always known, my mom thought it was important that I was aware of my heritage. Although being a siren today is a lot different that what it used to be.

Whenever you get hit with water, do you grow fins and a tail?
Not at all. That’s totally a myth. I’m pretty sure mermaids don’t have that problem either. It’s all a mind over matter thing.

Has any sailors ever gotten killed by your alluring voice?
Not me personally, but you know back in the day that stuff was pretty common place for us sirens.

When you use your voice, can you get men to do anything you want?
Most of the time yes. We do have a code of conduct we have to live by. It’s not like we can just take what we want. Although that would be pretty cool! I’ve been tempted many times.

Is that how you get all those books?
No. You actually have to have physical contact for the whole siren lure to work. It must be my good looks that get me all the books.

Do you wear seashells as a bra or just cover yourself with your long hair?
Well it just depends. Like right now my hair isn’t long enough, so that’s kind of out. Don’t want the girls hanging out, if you know what I mean. And shells are like so 1000 BC. We actually like to something with a little comfort and support.

How many are there of you guys?
Unfortunately, I’m not at liberty to disclose that sort of information.

Does your hubby know about your siren voice? did you use it on him? No he doesn’t know. And of course I used it on him, how do you think I hooked such a hottie. I totally stole that from Tina Ferraro.

What's your highest pitch?
I’m not even sure if there is a note to classify it, let’s just say it makes your eardrums bleed.

Can you shatter a mirror?
Of course.

Do women fall under your siren spell?
No. But I don’t know any siren’s who swing that way. Perhaps if they were...?

Do you like to sit on rocks while you sing?
Have you ever sat on a rock? Yeah, it’s not very comfortable. I prefer soft blades of luscious grass or powdery smooth sands. The best sand is the black sand beaches! So smooth and warm.... ahhhh.

How many men have killed themselves because you wouldn't sing for them?
Yeah, another one of those things that I’m not at liberty to say. (Not that many– I didn’t say that!)

Were you the one that almost killed Telemachus?
No, that had to have been like my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandma or something.

Do you have to train your vocals or do they just come naturally?
Most of the ability comes naturally, but it does help to train. I mean practice makes perfect.

How long do sirens live?
We aren’t immortal anymore, which is a good thing or a bad thing depending on how you look at it. We have a prolonged life period, but it isn’t long enough to be noticeable.

How old are you?
Don’t you wish I would tell! HA!

Do you have webbed feet?
Gross. No, I’m not a duck.

Are you related to Michael Phelps? What about Dana Torres?
Not Michael that I know of, but he probably carries the gene. Men don’t become sirens, but they do carry the gene. Dana on the other hand... I might have seen her around the block. But you didn’t hear that from me.

Do you dive head first into the ocean?
Well I wade out a little bit so I don’t hit my head.

Is it hard living in Indiana where there's no beach?
There are a lot of lakes in Indiana. As long as I’m in certain proximity to water I’m fine. I could never like go to Vegas out in the middle of the dessert or something like that. I have to have natural water, lake or ocean. Heck even a pond will do.

Do you pretend to swim in your bathtub?
Um, yeah. Doesn’t everyone?

Do you go to the Y at midnight to turn into a siren?
No. My Y smells funny.

Do you think that Renee being the killer in True Blood was random and came out of nowhere?
Oh my GOSH, Yes! I loved Renee and his phony Cajun accent. I’m going to have to get me some of the tapes, so I can talk Cajun too. I even though Renee was cute and sweet. Bastard.

What happens if you drink water?
It hydrates my body. Increases my circulation, helps hydrate my skin, so that I look younger. It enhances fat loss, combats ailments, reduces hunger and it makes me feel good.

What happens when Xander licks you or when your hubby kisses you?
Well when Xander licks me, I get this little itchy rash, because I think I must be allergic to his saliva or something. And when my hubby kisses me, I usually get all warm and tingly.
Kristi is giving away an ARC of The Diamonds by Ted Micheal! This is a Canada and US only giveaway because she's broke/poor which I can sympathize with!

All you need to do is answer the following question: How did you become a mermaid?

The winning entry will need to have creativity, execution, and by far the most important, humor. Meaning this is NOT a random giveaway. There is no limit to how much you can write or how little you need to write.

For a second chance to win, head on over to Carol's blog where you will receive a second question to answer. Please leave the answer to her question on HER blog. Only one winner will be chosen from the combined entries (meaning we will pick one winner from all the entries from both mine and her blog).

All entries (for all the giveaways) must be received, via commented or emailed, by 25th of April. Winners will be announced at the same time later that week.

Opps I Did It Again

-sigh- If I ask everyone to not look at their google reader will you guys listen? Probably not so I am not even going to try.

~Yan

Birthday Girl!


EDIT: It's Laura's birthday~

Thursday, April 9, 2009

I'm Bringing Sexy Back

Feeling sexy? Want to feel sexy? Then call up Aphrodite aka Sydney Salter!
What's it like being Aphrodite?

Lovely.

Why are you almost always naked?
I hate doing laundry.

So you were born from the sea?
Oh, that’s just a story all parents tell their kids to avoid talking about you-know-what. Why? What did your parents tell you? Storks? Those ugly creatures? Ew.

Why sleep with so many men?
I was head-over-heels in love, sometimes, anyway. And maybe I do have a few father issues. Quit analyzing me. It’s irritating. Why do you like the guy who sits three seats behind you in English, huh? See, it’s irritating.

What's your fascination with love?
Isn’t that what we all really want? I mean, really, have you even watched those desperate wenches on The Bachelor?

Are your sisters constantly jealous?
Their problem, not mine. Like would you blame a strawberry for tasting sweet? I simply can’t help it if I’m more beautiful.

How's it like living in Mt. Olympus?
Not as much nightlife as I’d like—I keep telling Zeus we should relocate to LA or something. Why should Paris Hilton get all the tabloid attention? That girl could never start a war with her face like my gal Helen. And hello? A girl named Paris—like have her parents not even heard about the Trojan War?

What's it like being married to a smith?
Totally lame. Hephaestus may be good with his hands, but he spent all his time making trinkets for the gods, and, yeah, me—but gifts can only get you so far. Not that I wanted his smudgy, stinking, grotesque self anywhere near me, but I had to tell my father something, you know.

Have you ever had the urge to smack Zeus in the face?
Um, yeah. And worse. I can be pretty creative, you know. I’m not just a pretty face. I’ve got brains too.

What about Hera?
No hard feelings. I did get that apple (frankly, Hera’s just not that pretty or smart) And so what if that silly little beauty contest caused a war?

Why did you have an affair with Ares?
Oh, come on. Girls like me always go for the bad boys.

Which do you prefer, your Greek name or your Roman name?
Having the star/planet Venus named for me is nice and all, but I prefer the Greek Aphrodite. It’s harder to spell.

How have you survived all these centuries?
Well, my family stories are far more interesting than anything you people have come up with. Goddesses versus Gossip Girls, I mean, really! Although, I could see myself having a fling with that Chuck Bass fellow…

Fave creature you have had a relationship with?
The more interesting question is what are they saying about me? Just tell me one little thing, please… Pan keeps ignoring my MySpace friend requests.

Is cupid your illegitimate child?
Isn’t he a cutie? Oh, my cherubic little sweetie. Just let me know if you want him to help you hook up with that certain someone. We can totally work something out.
(for a more mature cupid, click here)

Will you take me to Mt Olympus?
No, you take me to LA instead. I want my own Reality Show.

Which of the gods have you not slept with? Or have you slept with all of 'em?
Are you calling me a slut? Well, are you?!? Have you like even read what people are writing about you on Facebook? And you’re talking about me. Humph!

Do you discriminate based on gender or do you have love for everyone?
Everyone deserves love. Everyone! And I’ll go all wrathful on you, if you try to say anything different.

Why are you so concerned with beauty? Do you have low self-esteem issues?
Well, I’m not saying that it’s true, but I may, just might, have a few issues… What do you expect when you grow up hearing that you were created from some dude’s castrated testicles. Let’s just say I always keep a depilatory (Oh, look it up. I told you I’m not stupid) in my makeup bag.

Is Helen of Troy a descendant of yours? I mean she did create a war cause she's so gosh darn gorgeous?
What can I say? Men are fools and do foolish things around beautiful girls. But I think you already know plenty about that, don’t you? I’m totally following you on Twitter so don’t even try to deny it.

Was Helen gorgeous based on our present standards of beauty? What about you?
What’s with everyone wanting to be so skinny these days? You walk around looking like you’ve been traveling around the Aegean with Odysseus for ten years. Don’t you know girls look better with curves? Maybe you should look back to our beauty standards. I’m just saying…

Can you have someone kill someone for me?
What’s in it for me?

How do you stay young-looking? Botox? Face-lifts?
How dare you even ask!?! It’s natural, all natural. Falling in love does wonders for the skin—even after, you know, a few centuries, okay millennia.

How do you keep your boobs perky? Boob job?
A guy carves your likeness in granite—and let’s just say from that point on you work a little harder to stay in shape (push-ups, a little yoga, free weights).

Do you have a secret potion instead?
A little confidence. A lot of attitude. That’s the secret.

How come you gods lost your power or are you like a volcano, getting ready to burst?
Just because you’re not reading about us in People Magazine or on TMZ.com, doesn’t mean we’ve lost power. You think that guy’s crushing on you simply because of your charms? Give us a little credit, huh?

Do you want to stay immortal?
Wouldn’t you? I mean, you know, if you were me.

--Aphrodite, AKA Sydney Salter, author of My Big Nose & Other Natural Disasters
Aphrodite Sydney will be giving a copy of her book My Big Nose and other Natural Disasters, and a charm bracelet to one lucky winner! This giveaway is INTERNATIONAL!

All you need to do is answer the following question: How do you stay young looking?

The winning entry will need to have creativity, execution, and by far the most important, humor. Meaning this is NOT a random giveaway. There is no limit to how much you can write or how little you need to write.

For a second chance to win, head on over to Carol's blog where you will receive a second question to answer. Please leave the answer to her question on HER blog. Only one winner will be chosen from the combined entries (meaning we will pick one winner from all the entries from both mine and her blog).

All entries (for all the giveaways) must be received, via commented or emailed, by 25th of April. Winners will be announced at the same time later that week.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Five Minutes More

Another short review. Sorry guys! I have more hefty ones coming up as soon as this week is over--each review is over a page or so on Words (single spaced)
Five Minutes More by Darlene Ryan (April 1st 2009—Orca)

Grade: 2.5 stars out of 5

Summary: “D’Arcy’s desperately wants her father’s death to have been an accident. Then she learns the truth. Why would her father choose suicide? Why didn’t she see the signs? How will she manage alone? Then D’Arcy becomes friends with Seth. Now will things get back to normal or will she have to call on strengths she didn’t know she had to make a new kind of normal, five minutes at a time?”

Review: Five Minutes More captured the essence of emotional detachment. The theory that repeating your mantra “just 5 minutes more” will and shall overcome all. I kept repeating to myself, just 5 minutes more then I will go to sleep, just 5 minutes more then I will go start my homework. The 5 minutes turned into an hour until at last, I finished the book.

I loved how the book was divided into multiple sections—the fall season and the winter season and spring. It separated the story in lined with the stages of grief—shock, denial, anger, bargaining, guilt, depression, and at last acceptance/hope. Each new emotion author Darlene Ryan goes out and beyond to convey. Painstaking care and love for the actions that D’Arcy displays. Five Minutes More definitely takes the reader onto a roller coaster of emotions.

However I have some issues about this book. I kind of felt that some scenes were a bit extreme and unrealistic. She blew it out of proportion and tried to create a fiasco—where it left me cringing. The ending needed something more. It seemed to be a synopsis of an ending rather than the ending at all—short, brief, and unemotional, which for this type of book, does not flow right.

Overall: My review is slightly general of the book. I read this book a few weeks back, and with school and all, practically forgot almost all the little details. I remember the general sense of what I liked and what I did not like, but nothing else. So Five Minutes More was a decent read but nothing exceptional.

Cover B-
I think I can see up the girl’s nostrils…opps! TMI

Cuff Them Coppers

If Carol ever decides to kill, I am definitely hiring Beth Fantaskey!
Why did you become a P.I. (Private Investigator)? Is it because you're very nosy?
No…I mistakenly assumed I would get to meet “Magnum, P.I.,” if I got a license.

Do you have a trained dog to sniff out the clues?
Actually, it’s a hamster with an unusually sensitive nose. I find that its little hand-like paws are good for retrieving information.

Anyway, do you wear the long coat, the hat, and those dark sunglasses or do you wear "normal"
Clothes? Hmm… I don’t really own any “normal” clothes.

Do you work at night or during the day?
It’s a 24-hour operation.

Do you own a GIANT magnifying glass?
Two – one in gold and one in silver.

Which are your fave cases: murder or fidelity ones?
Should I be dealing with either of those things? They sound intrusive and dangerous!

How many cameras do you own?
Ditto… Should I be using a camera?

Have you ever been confused with a peeping tom?
Peeping Tomasina.

Have you ever slapped someone during a interrogation?
I abhor violence! That’s the hamster’s job.

Are you the "good" one or the "bad" one?
The hamster is definitely the “bad cop.”

Are you one of those paranoid P.I.s who sleeps with a gun, tons of locks and a wicked security system in their home?
No… I took two months of martial arts, so I figure I’m covered, security-wise.

Have you ever traveled outside of the town/city to complete your job?
I never go beyond my block! Are you kidding? I only have a white belt!

If so, where have you gone?
Front yard, back yard, side yard, other side yard.

Which was your favorite place?
The back yard is my favorite, I guess. There’s a hammock there, in case I need a rest from investigating.

Killed a man or two?
No, but I can’t vouch for the hamster.
So if her methods don't convince you to hire her, then maybe a shiny copy of her book Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side will win you over! This is an INTERNATIONAL giveaway!

All you need to do is answer the following question: What is the worst thing you have ever done to someone during a interrogation?

The winning entry will need to have creativity, execution, and by far the most important, humor. Meaning this is NOT a random giveaway. There is no limit to how much you can write or how little you need to write.

For a second chance to win, head on over to Carol's blog where you will receive a second question to answer. Please leave the answer to her question on HER blog. Only one winner will be chosen from the combined entries (meaning we will pick one winner from all the entries from both mine and her blog).

All entries (for all the giveaways) must be received, via commented or emailed, by 25th of April. Winners will be announced at the same time later that week.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Triple Shot Betty

Confessions of a Triple Shot Betty by Jody Gehrman (April 17th 2008—Dial)

Grade: 3 stars out of 5

Summary: “Geena can't wait to spend summer vacation with her two best girls: her friend Amber and her cousin Hero. All three are working at the Triple Shot Betty coffee shop together, but the moment Amber and Hero meet, the claws come out. They hate each other on sight. Geena's dreams of a girl-bonding summer fly out the window, and then threaten to disappear completely when a few cute (okay, drop-dead gorgeous) guys come along to woo the Bettys. But all is not what it seems, and in a story of mistaken identities, crazy summer high jinks, and enough romance to make Shakespeare proud, Geena and her friends learn that when Bettys unite, they can take on the most powerful force in their world: a hot guy.”

Triple Shot Bettys in Love by Jody Gehrman (January 27th 2009—Dial)

Grade: 3.5 stars out of 5

Summary: “Geena is freaking out. She’s been going out with Ben for five months, their relationship is comfortable and perfect, and then Bam! he’s suddenly putting the pressure on to be way more physical. She’s not sure she’s ready.

Enter Mr. Rex Sands, Geena’s delectably hot and brilliant English substitute teacher (he speaks to her soul!), on whom her best friend Amber develops an immediate crush when he stops by the Triple Shot Betty coffee shack. Amber needs Geena’s help talking to him because he is such an intellectual, so Geena finds herself writing love notes, MySpace messages, and texts to Mr. Sands under Amber’s name. And he writes back! Geena is just doing it all for Amber (sort of), so it’s not technically cheating on Ben . . . right? In this romantic and playful update of Cyrano de Bergerac, Jody Gehrman reintroduces readers to Geena, Amber, and the Sonoma gang as they walk the rocky and confusing path toward true love.”

Review: So it has been some time since I finished reading this book meaning my original thought pattern for this review is gone. So I am just praying for the best that everything makes sense to you all.

Confessions was definitely a nice bases to this series. It provided the needed background, characters, and relationships. However Love was where everything grew.
When I first read the summary I was quite intrigued. I mean there has to be a point in everyone’s school life where you had a crush on a teacher before? So it definitely piqued my interest!

The sequel definitely did much better compare to its predecessor. First off we got more of Genna’s personality. In Confessions we got more of a friendship type of book—Hero and Amber and how to deal with two girls butting heads. The sisterhood made up of girls seeking revenge of a guy who is a player. In the sequel we delved more into Genna and herself. Who makes Genna and what is she like? Is she smart? Well liked? We get answers to those questions and more. We also got to see the relationship between Ben and Genna.
I know it has quite some time since I posted any reviews so I decided to clean out my folders and get rid of some. This one is one of my shorter ones which is perfect for the April Fools week. I just could not pull enough information or detail to make this longer which was really frustrating!

Killer Shoes. Literally.

Now we have Mandy Hubbard!
So I heard you were an ex-convict, what crimes did you commit?
Crimes of Fashion. I am always horribly dressed. I think I should be featured on WHAT NOT TO WEAR. Also, I may have stolen a few muses here and there, but I gave them all back.

Are you an assassin for hire or are you like Robin Hood, err girl version though?
I'm totally like Robin Hood. I steal pennies from the sidewalk and put it in those little change jars for charity. That counts, right?

Why are you an assassin? Who was the first person you assassinated?
Barbie. My friend broke all the legs off my toy horses so Barbie had to go. I may have decaptitated her. It was a messy affair.


How much do you charge for each kill?
It depends. Did you buy my book? I have a discount for those who buy my books. Its on a sliding scale.

Do you have a codename?
Agent Couture. You know, becuase I'm so well dressed and all.

What's the best part about your job?
Taking down the pirates. And the ninjas. And on occasion, the sparkly vampires. Don't worry though, I totally left Edward alone.

What types of weapon did you use?
I'm highly skilled with hot pink throwing stars.

Do you prefer a knife, gun, or hands or like Carol, chainsaws?
I am one of three people in the whole world that can knock someone out with a single strand of hair. It's a great party trick.

Do you use high, spiky heels to kill people?
No, I use my heels only for evasive purposes. They look exactly like the red ones on my cover, and if I trip, I can land in another time zone.
Mandy is giving lip gloss! It's high end fashion! The lip gloss is a little round container of sugar cookie flavored lip gloss, with a sticker on the lid that has a high-heel and says "PRADA & PREJUDICE" and then "June 2009" on it.

This is an INTERNATIONAL giveaway!

All you need to do is answer the following question: So I heard you were an ex-convict, what crimes did you commit?

The winning entry will need to have creativity, execution, and by far the most important, humor. Meaning this is NOT a random giveaway. There is no limit to how much you can write or how little you need to write.

For a second chance to win, head on over to Carol's blog where you will receive a second question to answer. Please leave the answer to her question on HER blog. Only one winner will be chosen from the combined entries (meaning we will pick one winner from all the entries from both mine and her blog).

All entries (for all the giveaways) must be received, via commented or emailed, by 25th of April. Winners will be announced at the same time later that week.

Monday, April 6, 2009

Traveling to Teens Ad

Traveling to Teens is a tour event for YA authors of any genre.It was started by Yan and Carol. We, at Traveling to Teens, will help YA authors create buzz in the YA blogging community. We will get many bloggers to host you as part of the tour where interviews, guest blogs, and maybe giveaways will be posted. We are not here to help book sales since that is quite difficult to do, but we are hopefully creating a scenario for many to be interested and purchase said book.

In the blog tours, the bloggers will post a review, an interview, or guest blog. The interviews will be small, around 5 questions or so. Lastly, if the author is interested and has any spare copies she or he wishes to donate, a giveaway of the book featured will be added.

We currently have some authors who are going to participate for the month of May.

They are:

Carol Lynch Williams, author of the upcoming The Chosen One which is going to be published by St. Martin’s Press.

Summary of The Chosen One:

Thirteen-year-old Kyra has grown up in an isolated community without questioning the fact that her father has three wives and she has twenty brothers and sisters. Or at least without questioning them much—if you don’t count her secret visits to the Mobile Library on Wheels to read forbidden books, or her meetings with the boy she hopes to choose for herself instead of having a man chose for her. But when the Prophet decrees that Kyra must marry her sixty-year-old uncle—who already has six wives—Kyra must make a desperate choice in the face of violence and her own fears of losing her family.

J. A. Yang, author of the upcoming book, Exclusively Chloe, which will be published by Penguin on May 14, 2009.

Summary of Exclusively Chloe:

Chloe-Grace can’t help it—she’s spectacular. How could she not be with celebrity parents who have been the queen and king of Hollywood for years? And Chloe is a celebrity all unto herself as well— she’s the first celebrity-adopted kid in Hollywood. But now Chloe’s sixteen, and she is tired of every undesired moment of the world’s attention. She wonders what it would be like to be a “normal” kid in a regular school. To really understand it, though, she would need to go undercover. So after getting a “make-under” at the hands of her mother’s fabulous stylist, she enters the “real” world. But she soon finds out that there is just as much drama there as there is in Hollywood….

For the month of June we have:

Kerry Cohen Hoffmann, author of the upcoming, It’s Not You, It’s Me, which is going to be published by Random House on June 9, 2009.

Summary of It’s Not You, It’s Me:

Zoë loves Henry.

Henry dumps Zoë.

Zoë wants Henry back - at any cost.

Zoë's two best friends come up with a plan to help Zoë get what she thinks she wants. The plan: make Henry jealous.

But the plan takes a surprising turn...

Spanning thirty-one days in the cycle of a breakup, Kerry Cohen Hoffmann's funny and touching novel depicts a girl whose single-minded focus on her ex-boyfriend has pulled her far from the person she most needs to win back - herself.

Sarah Ockler, author of the upcoming book, Twenty Boy Summer, which is to be release by Little, Brown, on June 1, 2009.

Summary of Twenty Boy Summer:

For Anna Reiley and Frankie Perino, the ingredients for the Absolute Best Summer Ever are simple: Two girls. Two bikinis. And twenty days in Zanzibar Bay, California. The best part? According to Frankie, if they meet one boy every day, there’s a good chance Anna will find her first summer romance.

Anna lightheartedly agrees to the fun, but there’s something she hasn’t told Frankie… she’s already had her romance, and it was with Frankie’s older brother, Matt, just before his tragic death last year.

TWENTY BOY SUMMER explores what it truly means to love someone, what it means to grieve, and ultimately, how to make the most of every beautiful moment life has to offer.

Ok, so here’s the deal. We need some bloggers to participate for these tours so if you meet the following criteria and you want to participate, please email us at travelingtoteens(at)gmail.com If the spots fill up real fast, we’ll keep you on the list for future tours. When you email us, can you also tell us of your preferred genres so we can keep you in mind for those?

Criteria:

Blog must get at least 70 hits a day

Blog must have at least 70 followers (or google subscribers)

Blog must focus mainly (or mostly) on YA Books

Blog must be updated more than once a week (this does not include meme)

You must get more than 4 comments (on average) on each post

You must live in the US (sorry, but most publishers do not send overseas)! Unless you are able to get a copy yourself, then it works out

You must be committed to the day that you choose to host

Blog must have at least two months of existence

Please leave a link to your blog so we may review it!

Authors:

If you want us to host a blog tour for you, please email us at travelingtoteens(at)gmail.com

We currently have spots available for the month of August onward.

Please leave a link to your book or a summary of it!

Thanks in advance!

Stop Making Those Googly Eyes!

Dun dun dun...Sarah Quigley aka Ms. Alien!
Why do you probe brains?
Out of boredom, mainly. I’m awful at croquet, and teenage zombies stole my television, so brain-probing is a good way to pass the time.

Do you collect the juices to pickle your food?
I prefer to reduce the juices to create thick dipping sauces. I’m very big on dips, garnishes, and fixings (pronounced without the g).

What do you eat?
Anything I can kill, really.

Is that skin tone natural?
I wish.

How come you have long, ugly looking fingers?
Well, the answer to that is a personal matter between me and a young manicurist who once made a huge mistake and paid dearly for it.

How come your eyes are so huge?
The plastic surgeon ran out of breast implants, and I told him I wasn’t leaving without a cosmetic procedure.

What's your language called?
Braaaaaains!

Can you teach us a bit?
There’s nothing to it. Just shout “Braaaains!” as loudly as you can until you start to feel dizzy. Presto! You’re fluent.

How can you tell the difference between male and female aliens?besides the boobs (since girls can be sensitive about being flat chested)
The male aliens never ask for directions back to their home planet.

Has your race learned a method of killing roaches?
Why would we want to kill roaches? They are much more fun to eat when we can feel them crawling down our esophagi and into our stomachs.

How long has your race existed?
We’re putting out a silver edition box set next year.

Do you guys like music?
Very much.

Is techno your fave?
It has to be German techno. The Germans are the only ones who get it right.

Will you beam Sharon's cats to outer space? Or do you not like zombie cats?
I don’t pay much attention to cats, zombie or otherwise. Their brains are too small.

How long did it take you to build your UFO? What do you call it?
It took forever because of my busy brain-probing schedule. I sacrificed many evenings and weekends to complete it. It’s called Brain Vector I.

What's your favorite American food?
Creamed brains on toast

Have you met other alien species? What were they like? Are they as nice as you?
I was seeing someone from another galaxy for a while, but I broke it off when things got too serious. It [my ex] was a sweetheart, though, and I found all of its noses very attractive. It wouldn’t have been fair to lead it on, though. With all the brain-probing I have to do, I don’t have time for a committed relationship.

How many galaxies have you been to?
The number is small and pitiful.

How long does it take to travel a certain amount of distance?
It all depends on how well Brain Vector I is functioning. Lately, she’s required a few repairs that I haven’t had time to make, so we travel through space like Sunday drivers.

Is marriage between different species frowned upon?
Heavens no! I was at a beautiful interspecies wedding last week. I cried my eyes out. Literally. They were rolling all over the place.

Why are you green?
Too much spinach

Why no nose?
There’d be no room on my face for my second mouth and third eyeball, would there?

What types of organs do you have? Do you have a bladder? Lungs? Heart?
My organs are a personal matter, and I’m afraid that if I tell you about them, you’ll want to eat them.

Fave Earth shows?
I can’t get enough of The Bachelor. Human mating rituals are fascinating.

Can you travel to the sun or do you burn up and die like we do?
I go there all the time. I wrap myself in aluminum foil first. When I leave, my skin is nicely carmelized.

Is our humor and your humor the same or is the American way "rude"?
Humor is not an either/or proposition for me, but if you think Americans are rude, just visit my planet. You’ll be shocked.

Can you kill Hugh Hefner?
I don’t have time. And anyway, look at him! He’s bound to kick the bucket sooner rather than later.

Do you have child predators like we do?
No. Beings on my planet become juicier and more tender with age. The children are tough and flavorless, so nobody hunts them. The senior citizens go missing all the time, though.

Do you guys have a middle finger? How do you curse in your language? (because when first learning a new language you must learn the curses first).
We have so many fingers that it would be impossible to designate which one is in the middle. As for cursing, we shout “Braaaains!” like usual and hope that those around us pick up on our angry vibes.

What's your laugh like?
Like a jet engine, only louder.

Do you guys own clothes or are you also part of the nudist camps?
You humans and your clothes! What a waste of time and money. No one from my planet can be bothered with clothes, but the fact that we’re all naked doesn’t make us nudists, either.

Do you read Earth YA books? If so, which one did you recently read or are reading?
Absolutely! That’s some of the best reading in the universe. I greatly enjoyed Envy, the latest installment in The Luxe series by Anna Godbersen. I’m looking forward to The Season by Sarah MacLean next. Period romances are my current obsession. I just wish there were more brain-probing scenes, though. I’m having trouble identifying with the characters.

What do you think of our society's body image?
It’s similar to my own society’s. Everyone I know wants longer antennae, and some of my friends have even had surgical augmentation.

So how was writing a book that's completely different from your true language?
I had my handy pocket translator to help me. I also frequently consulted my brother, who was a high school exchange student on Earth.

Why did you have a main character who spills everything to everyone?
Because all the books coming out on my planet were about brain-eating aliens with long, ugly fingers. I wanted to try something different, set myself apart from the herd.

What is your alien name?
Fruity Candypants

Do you eat brains like Alec Baldwin does in the commercial for hulu.com?
Most certainly not. I slurp them up through my trunk.
Sarah is giving away signed TMI bookmarks, a homemade crocheted nose warmer (her own design), and her grandma’s chocolate cake recipe (the best!).

This is an INTERNATIONAL giveaway!

All you need to do is answer the following question: How many galaxies have you been to? And can you describe them?

The winning entry will need to have creativity, execution, and by far the most important, humor. Meaning this is NOT a random giveaway. There is no limit to how much you can write or how little you need to write.

For a second chance to win, head on over to Carol's blog where you will receive a second question to answer. Please leave the answer to her question on HER blog. Only one winner will be chosen from the combined entries (meaning we will pick one winner from all the entries from both mine and her blog).

All entries (for all the giveaways) must be received, via commented or emailed, by 25th of April. Winners will be announced at the same time later that week.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

New Criteria

So Carol and I have been noticing a slight non-interest to the April Fools contests. The theory is that the words "well-written" has been frightening many away so we are now taking any forms of answers. If it is well-written then that's a bonus! I would really appreciate it if you can either blog about it or just spread the word around! We still have many more interviews left and I will post a last minute round-up to collect all entries! For now enjoy reading!

--Yan