Somehow I was dragged into this mess by Sharon. She told me to write a post about Zombies vs. Unicorns for April which became this conversation:
sharon: need a post from you for zomb vs uni week.yan: i like unicorns. they go behhhh. and stab peoplesharon: O_oyan: whatsharon: so you suckyan: nuh-uh you sucksharon: write about zombies anywayyan: nosharon: suckyyan: you can't pet zombies. they bite your fingers offsharon: zombie catsyan: they eat your eyeballssharon: but they are cute. and go meowww nomnomyan: that's your face they're going nomnom onsharon: unicorns will kill youyan: at least you'll be stabbed by pretty pink sparkly unicornssharon: uh not they are ugly some of them like giant monstersyan: which you can ride and terrorize the town's people with.
Thus concludes why unicorns rock and why you can never have a pet zombie kitten!
I Love Unicorns. My are magical and beautiful creatures.
ReplyDeleteKittens are zombies from birth. They love to scratch you and bite you and attack when least expected. Run up your curtains, jump on you, especially on your back where you can't reach them to get them off. lol.. know from first hand experience. Still love them.
*sigh* Another for the opposing team. I guess this means war! Zombies are totally better. I like your reason though. "Go behhhh and stab people." LOL!
ReplyDeleteI love this post. Team Unicorns are win!
ReplyDeleteI am disappoint.
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