Somehow I was dragged into this mess by Sharon. She told me to write a post about Zombies vs. Unicorns for April which became this conversation:
sharon: need a post from you for zomb vs uni week.yan: i like unicorns. they go behhhh. and stab peoplesharon: O_oyan: whatsharon: so you suckyan: nuh-uh you sucksharon: write about zombies anywayyan: nosharon: suckyyan: you can't pet zombies. they bite your fingers offsharon: zombie catsyan: they eat your eyeballssharon: but they are cute. and go meowww nomnomyan: that's your face they're going nomnom onsharon: unicorns will kill youyan: at least you'll be stabbed by pretty pink sparkly unicornssharon: uh not they are ugly some of them like giant monstersyan: which you can ride and terrorize the town's people with.
Thus concludes why unicorns rock and why you can never have a pet zombie kitten!