If Carol ever decides to kill, I am definitely hiring Beth Fantaskey!
Why did you become a P.I. (Private Investigator)? Is it because you're very nosy?
No…I mistakenly assumed I would get to meet “Magnum, P.I.,” if I got a license.
Do you have a trained dog to sniff out the clues?
Actually, it’s a hamster with an unusually sensitive nose. I find that its little hand-like paws are good for retrieving information.
Anyway, do you wear the long coat, the hat, and those dark sunglasses or do you wear "normal"
Clothes? Hmm… I don’t really own any “normal” clothes.
Do you work at night or during the day?
It’s a 24-hour operation.
Do you own a GIANT magnifying glass?
Two – one in gold and one in silver.
Which are your fave cases: murder or fidelity ones?
Should I be dealing with either of those things? They sound intrusive and dangerous!
How many cameras do you own?
Ditto… Should I be using a camera?
Have you ever been confused with a peeping tom?
Have you ever slapped someone during a interrogation?
I abhor violence! That’s the hamster’s job.
Are you the "good" one or the "bad" one?
The hamster is definitely the “bad cop.”
Are you one of those paranoid P.I.s who sleeps with a gun, tons of locks and a wicked security system in their home?
No… I took two months of martial arts, so I figure I’m covered, security-wise.
Have you ever traveled outside of the town/city to complete your job?
I never go beyond my block! Are you kidding? I only have a white belt!
If so, where have you gone?
Front yard, back yard, side yard, other side yard.
Which was your favorite place?
The back yard is my favorite, I guess. There’s a hammock there, in case I need a rest from investigating.
Killed a man or two?
No, but I can’t vouch for the hamster.
So if her methods don't convince you to hire her, then maybe a shiny copy of her book Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side will win you over! This is an INTERNATIONAL giveaway!
All you need to do is answer the following question: What is the worst thing you have ever done to someone during a interrogation?
The winning entry will need to have creativity, execution, and by far the most important, humor. Meaning this is NOT a random giveaway. There is no limit to how much you can write or how little you need to write.
For a second chance to win, head on over to Carol's blog where you will receive a second question to answer. Please leave the answer to her question on HER blog. Only one winner will be chosen from the combined entries (meaning we will pick one winner from all the entries from both mine and her blog).
All entries (for all the giveaways) must be received, via commented or emailed, by 25th of April. Winners will be announced at the same time later that week.
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