Run for your lives! Cindy Pon the killer clown has arrived!
What made you become a killer clown?
Because that's what all clowns do.
What's your clown name?
What type of make up do you use?
Organic fruit juices. sometimes raw eggs.
What color wig?
Purple, of course.
Do you wear the ridiculous red nose?
I am blessed naturally with one!
Where do you get your fugly costumes from?
My grandma in the attic hand sews and beads and bedazzles all of my wondrous costumes. *twirls*
How long does it take you to get into your full costume?
I am NEVER out of costume. Except when I visit the doctor every 3.6 years.
Do you wear the giant shoes?
I have GIANT TOES so yes, I wear the giant shoes.
Do you own a fake flower that shoots water? What about those annoying hand buzzers?
I'm starting to become a little offended. I mean, I'm a professional clown. OF COURSE I have all these things. I also have a whoopee cushion permanently attached to my giant rump!
Do you hide your weapons behind props like your fake flower?
Inside my giant purple hair is the best spot.
How do you choose your next victim? Is it the most annoying kid?
*looks at you quietly*
Do you like to get a bunch of them and give them a riddle and whoever gets it wrong, dies?
What? Where are you hearing this kind of clown slander from? Nobody dies, as long as they follow the rules and answer the riddles. And stay away from rain gutters. nobody ever dies.
What do you use the balloons for? Do you feed them to the kids so they can choke on them?
Nah. I'm just addicted to helium.
Do you use pies hide poison in them? If so, do you make them yourself? Fave flavor?
I bake all my own pies! No poison! I am a friendly clown! My favorite flavors are SEA URCHIN and CHICKEN FEET savory pies. some may argue that that is poison itself. I would say there is no accounting for taste.
Can you kill Yan for me, please?
*squirts lethal gas at Yan with whoopee cushion*
Are you a con-artist as well? What about a pickpocket--are you one of them? Do you belong in a clown mafia? If so, what's your rank?
I work on my own. Everyone else just messes up my game. My title : CAVORTING CUPCAKE CLOWN CUEEN (that's pronounced like QUEEN--in case you were too dumb to figure it out. =)
Do you know of a clown named Buzzy down by the bridge?
Buzzy was made redundant two months ago.
What kind of car do you use for a fast getaway? Can it really fit all those clowns?
I drive a banana polka-dotted beetle.
Did you attend a clown camp? Or was this a family business?
I do not need "clown camp". *snorts* All my clown talents are god given. It runs in the blood, it does.
How do you dispose of the body?
*looks down at Yan*
I never do that part. =) I just run away fast.
Do you kill pets as well? If so, can you kill Sharon's cats?
Oh my. NEVER! I love animals! =D
Cindy is giving away a copy of her book Silver Phoenix, which I know many of you really want! This is an INTERNATIONAL giveaway!
All you need to do is answer the following question: What's your clown name?
The winning entry will need to have creativity, execution, and by far the most important, humor. Meaning this is NOT a random giveaway. There is no limit to how much you can write or how little you need to write.
For a second chance to win, head on over to Carol's blog where you will receive a second question to answer. Please leave the answer to her question on HER blog. Only one winner will be chosen from the combined entries (meaning we will pick one winner from all the entries from both mine and her blog).
All entries (for all the giveaways) must be received, via commented or emailed, by 25th of April. Winners will be announced at the same time later that week.
EDIT: Cindy is also giving away some bookmarks to the runner-up!