What made you become a pet eater? Well, there are these two [crazy] people named Carol and Yan. I want to be just like them, so I had to start eating pets . And now, I'm in love with eating pets. I remember when I was 5 I ate a pet bird, but didn't like it, so I didn't eat any more. But then I knew I had to if I wanted to be Carol and Yan.
What was the first pet that you ate? What was it like and how did it taste?
A bird, as stated above. It tasted awful. Like all the books in the world were burned and their ashes were served as food. But maybe that was because I was only 5 at the time and didn't remove the feathers.
Do you own a pet?
Just the ones in my stomach.
When you capture them, do you treat them nicely at first and gain their trust (while plumping them up) or do you just stick them in a cage and throw scraps of food at them?
I think it is necessary to treat them nicely. I mean, they will soon be gone, so they deserve some respect. Plus, I've found that if they are happier, they taste better.
Do you use protective equipment when handling these vicious yet tasty creatures?
Never! No pet is stronger than I. Muahaha.
What do you feed your 'pets' to keep them nice and plump and juicy?
The limbs of certain people in my school who I don't like. It's an easy way to eliminate them but not have to have to dig a grave. Digging a grave can be tiring.
Do you like to suck their blood out first?
No. I like to save the blood so that I can use it to paint my nails. It's a wonderful color.
Do you skin them?
Of course. We can't waste any part of the animal. Gotta get rid of the evidence.
Do you like to keep the pelts to make a rug or fur coat?
Fur coat? Psh. Try "whole fur outfit." Where else would I get my clothes?
How do you like your pets? Broiled, grilled, or fried? What's your preferred method of cooking them?
I like to simply fry them, then blend them up so I can put them on a cake like they're frosting. Mmm.
What do you do with the bones? Do you feed them to the dog to 'fatten' him up?
I make them into bookshelves. I'm running out of bookshelves though, so I'll have to eat some more pets for the bones.
Do you have a breeding pet?
I did, but then I couldn't resist eating her. She just looked so tasty, with all those puppies in her.
Do you eat alley cats as well?
No. I can never get them clean enough. So now I send them off to find me other pets to eat. And then to reward them, I give them Carol's books to eat.
Do you prefer grandma cats or alley cats? Which ones are easier to cook?
Grandma cats FOR SURE. They cook more quickly and aren't as dirty as alley cats.
Do you like horses? If so, what's your favorite breed? How long does one horse feed you?
I've never eaten a horse. Are they any good?
What's an animal that you'd like to try one day?
Hmm....well, I guess a horse so that I could properly answer the previous question. A human sounds pretty good too.
Khy is giving away a copy of Golden Girls by Micol Ostow OR (winner's choice) The One by Ed Dector. This giveaway if for US and Canada residents only! Sorry!
All you need to do is answer the following question: Do you prefer grandma cats or alley cats?
The winning entry will need to have creativity, execution, and by far the most important, humor. Meaning this is NOT a random giveaway. There is no limit to how much you can write or how little you need to write.
For a second chance to win, head on over to Carol's blog where you will receive a second question to answer. Please leave the answer to her question on HER blog. Only one winner will be chosen from the combined entries (meaning we will pick one winner from all the entries from both mine and her blog).
All entries (for all the giveaways) must be received, via commented or emailed, by 25th of April. Winners will be announced at the same time later that week.